You get what you pay for

So, I know that the weekend is probably the most common time of the week to date, but my parents are in town so I have taken a brief hiatus from the dating scene this week.  But, even though I haven't met up with any more dudes, I will still provide a post for your enjoyment.

So I've actually signed up on two different dating sites: one that is free and one that costs money.  The thing I found frustrating at first was that the free one asked a million different compatibility questions, presumably to increase the potential for actually finding someone worth dating, while the one that costs money asked zero questions and matches people primarily based on physical characteristics.

I checked my account on the free site today and found a guy who I am supposedly an 82% match with.  Intrigued, I viewed H140's profile to see what we had in common.

I have reproduced the particularly interesting parts of his profile below:

"To sum me up, you can use any of the following words: Evil, maniacal, egotistical and non-empathetic towards other life forms" (Red flag perhaps?)


"I don't want someone who will be nice to me all the time" (Should we add masochistic to the list?)


"I am my own god and I don't believe in most laws." (And anarchistic?)

"I don't really go around creating problems for others and wrecking havoc in this world like a psychotic dinosaur on PCP and LSD."  (okay, this one is legitimately funny, IF he is joking)

"This is my list of goals.

1. Take over the world. (Aspiring dictator?) 
2. Collect & traffic human souls. (Devil worshipper?) 
3. Write a hit song. (One would think that attaining this goal would be somewhat less satisfying after you have become a global/spiritual dictator.)
4. Survive the eventual collapse of western society. (Again, how hard would this be for the dictator of the world?) 
5. Live a life filled with love, hate, laughter, music, and books. (I think "hate" would definitely be attainable) 
6. Meet someone from every country in the world, befriend them and learn about their culture right before I eat them. (Psychopathic?) 
7. Learn how to mix a fluent and rocking DJ set consisting of Hardcore, Hardstyle, D&B, Dub Step, Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Electro, House, Hip Hop, and R&B/Club..." (Well what would good would it be to become a global/spiritual dictator if you're not an accomplished d.j.?)

"Generally, I don't like to think too much about things because it is all insignificant and a moot point in the end. (Idiotic? Lazy? Incredibly poor rationalizer?) I am this way due to the fact that the greatest scientific discoveries only lead to more questions rather than any real tangible answers as to why we exist." (Illogical? Since when are "scientific discoveries" aimed at answering questions about human existence?)

"I also double dip chips and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" (Inconsiderate at best, proponent of biological warfare at worst) 

"You should message me if You are sleazy, shoot heroin 5x a day and are missing most of your teeth, or if you just feel like messaging me." (I'm not sure that I meet his incredibly high threshold) 

Should I be concerned that an evil, maniacal, egotistical, non-empathetic, masochistic, anarchistic, devil worshipping, psychopathic, idiotic, inconsiderate, aspiring dictator/soul trafficker/d.j. is supposed to be a great match for me?   Or how about the fact that the website must think that I am at least 82% of a sleazy, heroin addicted hillbilly? 


I've realized that the saying, "you get what you pay for", has never been more applicable.  

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